After spending such a massive amount of time concocting, I couldn't help wondering whether this stuff was outright balderdash or perhaps had some redeeming value. Since it's always easier to guess what an unfamiliar word means when it is in context within a sentence rather than just on a straight vocab list, it can actually be a fun intellectual challenge to see if you figured out what the word meant anyway. Even the most well- read folks out there may be grabbing the dictionary at some point. If you haven't brushed up on your vocabulary lately, I would suggest you do so before venturing into the treacherous waters lurking just one click away. If I had any leftover words at the end of a passage, I made up goofy unrelated news blurbs and used them up too! I do warn you that this section is probably more for the cerebral types out there. Capitalized words (proper nouns like names or places etc.) were used here and there but like in Scrabble, they weren't part of this game either. For instance, in my T passage you will surely see a triangle but you won't run into any tetrahedrons. Words of a highly technical nature like perhaps from the industrial, medical scientific, or mathematical fields would not be included either since they are not part of the general population's parlance. but I did utilize newsletter, newspaper, newsroom, and many others. For instance, when I used the word news in my N passage I didn't necessarily include newsboy, newsreel, newsweekly etc. For the sake of practicality, all the different words containing a certain base word were not necessarily included. All the commonly used words are in the passage as well as ones that are maybe not quite as common but show up on vocabulary lists frequently. But that's no fun! Once you've read a passage, you can be confident you've bumped into every important word in the dictionary beginning with that letter.
When you are done you will realize that the wacky stories could have been told more concisely with very little fanfare in a fraction of the space.and without any overwrought alliteration. To get right to the point about it, these passages most certainly don't get right to the point! With so many words utilizing the same first letter jam-packed into them, they seem to to say a lot but actually say very little. These rambling mini-masterpieces of true alliterative excess are sure to tickle your funny bone.